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# Wooky Hole caves are well scary
If you're scared of heights. Ooooh, rickety mesh bridgy thing. Bastard chav child doing his best to make it rattle by jumping about as we walked on it.

Arsehole. His mum smacked him upside the head though. HAH.

I really am posting with no apparent agenda today. I almost said gender there. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Harr cap'n
hope you're feeling better from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I'm feeling quite shaky and....heart attacky. Without the pain.
Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Well that's something
Try a cup of tea and a nice sit down
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# I've got coffee.
As there's no yorkshire tea at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Your crew is prepared to help you relocate your gender.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# To the Isle of Mann?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Cue Mr Bragg
"Sexuality... your laws do not apply to me"

Or something.

It's been a long time since I heard that, and I've no wish to repeat the experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# It causes me distress to use the language of the plebs...
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# But you have to...
'round where you live.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# oo, get you!
I think you'll find that I live in a place what is dead posh, ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sorry.

You have my sympathies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# sympathy
there are armies of chavettes all weak at the knees at the sight of my Ford Probe.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# All under the age of consent
Half of 'em preggers

and the other half already mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# If you dont ask their age, its not a crime.
And anyway, the hot chicks at the local playgroup all know the score. As long as theyre back for Ballamory theyre happy
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I was born there
well, not on the bridge. In fact, not even in the caves. But I was born in Wookey Hole. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Just because she's hirsute
That's no way to talk about your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# damn!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# in A Wookey Hole, y'say?
i'm not sure your mum would approve of you calling her that!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# *straps colostomy bag to ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# *sobs quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# *offers colostomy bag*
a present from me to you.

It's not quite full yet, so there's still some mileage to be had. *ear dribbles midpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I'm beginning to feel quite ill.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# That always comes
Just before the fantasticness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Still waiting
for fantasticness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)