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[challenge entry] Surely bidun?
Perhaps they'd read the news


From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# wow ... two trevor macdonalds ... oh hang on ...
the one on the right's that alien ... nice ;)

btw... wtf is a poody hole? anything like wookie gorge?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)
# That's Wookie hole
in Cheddar gorge
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Wooky Hole caves are well scary
If you're scared of heights. Ooooh, rickety mesh bridgy thing. Bastard chav child doing his best to make it rattle by jumping about as we walked on it.

Arsehole. His mum smacked him upside the head though. HAH.

I really am posting with no apparent agenda today. I almost said gender there. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Harr cap'n
hope you're feeling better from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I'm feeling quite shaky and....heart attacky. Without the pain.
Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Well that's something
Try a cup of tea and a nice sit down
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# I've got coffee.
As there's no yorkshire tea at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Your crew is prepared to help you relocate your gender.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)
# To the Isle of Mann?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Cue Mr Bragg
"Sexuality... your laws do not apply to me"

Or something.

It's been a long time since I heard that, and I've no wish to repeat the experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# It causes me distress to use the language of the plebs...
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# But you have to...
'round where you live.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# oo, get you!
I think you'll find that I live in a place what is dead posh, ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sorry.

You have my sympathies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# sympathy
there are armies of chavettes all weak at the knees at the sight of my Ford Probe.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# All under the age of consent
Half of 'em preggers

and the other half already mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# If you dont ask their age, its not a crime.
And anyway, the hot chicks at the local playgroup all know the score. As long as theyre back for Ballamory theyre happy
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I was born there
well, not on the bridge. In fact, not even in the caves. But I was born in Wookey Hole. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Just because she's hirsute
That's no way to talk about your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# damn!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# in A Wookey Hole, y'say?
i'm not sure your mum would approve of you calling her that!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# *straps colostomy bag to ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# *sobs quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# *offers colostomy bag*
a present from me to you.

It's not quite full yet, so there's still some mileage to be had. *ear dribbles midpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I'm beginning to feel quite ill.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# That always comes
Just before the fantasticness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Still waiting
for fantasticness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# The mouth of
the poopipe
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# In tomorrow's weather.. YOU EARTHLINGS WILL SUFFER!
*Clenches fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha OH YES
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Speaking of news
Chris de Burgh has "healing hands"

news
(too pissy for its own thread)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
"Lady in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaagggggghh!!"
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha
he is "connected very strongly" to his hands.

hahaha - so am I.
/has wrists
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# OMG
me too!! WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)
# de burgh!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# christ
thats scary
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Juddering Scull Poo!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# i wouldn't let him touch my hurty bits
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Clearly aliens
have no shadow.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# nor reflections
LIKE VAMPIRES
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Oops.
Meant to say reflection.

And I have to give a talk on my PhD project tomorrow. There is no hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Proven fact
they don't
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)
# heh heh heh, death to the puny humans
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Yay for Morbo!
And Futurama in general. You know they're making a film?
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)