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# hahahahahaha
(can you 'catch' cancer?)
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# you can...
....if the Lord throws it at you for being a twunt
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Or if you put your mobile phone in the microwave
Set it to defrost and then phone yourself.

That'll give cancer to the whole block
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I'll
give that a go....
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# you can
with the bad kind
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# well, interestingly enough...
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Not sure about catching it...
... but I know dogs can smell it. Everytime I go home to see my dogs I get creeped out by them sniffing me now.
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# you have cancer?!
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Would you be surprised if I did?
No, but just saying that my dogs like to sniff stuff, and dogs can sniff out cancer. Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# i think i might have crotch cancer, in that case
my parents dog is ALWAYS sniffing my crotch,
either that, or the dog's a massive perv
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# My dogs like sniffing my shoes.
I must have cancer of the shoe. *Weeps*.
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# My Dog
Sniffs grass, bushes, etc whilst out on walks... feck me the world is infected.
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)
# You
better have a checkup..... if the dog says you've got cancer n'all
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I have breast check-ups regularly...
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# thats inviting
far too many inappropriate comments...


*offers services*
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha.
Thank you very much!
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# There are some viral forms of leukemia.
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# fairly do's
i was asking from a position of pure ignorance
rather than being a sarky pedant
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I was
going to use 'Bad Aids' (Brasseye) but however hard I tired, I couldn't find an 'Aid Ward' or 'Aids Centre' sign
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Um....
so you photoshopped the rest of it but didn't think to photoshop the sign?
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# good point...
... didn't think of that. Asshats!
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)