

That's not the same as Beverly Hills Ninja is it? Please say it isn't...
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:33,
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And then remembered the horror that was "Oversexed rugsuckers from Mars"
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:37,
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Every film in existance is a few stars better because Open water just lowered the whole scale.
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:39,
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Had the misfortune of watching 'Slither' the other day.... Now that is shit...
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:41,
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Yea I watched that the other day.
It had potential if you completely replaced the cast and stabbed the guy who wrote the script.
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:45,
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It had potential if you completely replaced the cast and stabbed the guy who wrote the script.

Well unless you are a gung-ho American... which reminds me - Armageddon... Christ... yes I can train you to be an astronaught in 2days and teach you how to drive a lunar vehicle....
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:50,
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You need to see Ninja v Zombie - Super Ninja Master: Zombie Rivals.
It seems to be two completely unrelated films spliced together. And for some reason the ninjas seem to be dressed in highly coloured bin bags. Classic.
imdb.com/title/tt0094384/
It was bad enough on vid. I can't believe they bothered releasing it on DVD.
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:53,
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It seems to be two completely unrelated films spliced together. And for some reason the ninjas seem to be dressed in highly coloured bin bags. Classic.
imdb.com/title/tt0094384/
It was bad enough on vid. I can't believe they bothered releasing it on DVD.

and half of the films on there are 2films put together for no apparent reason... very odd....
Of course the best martial arts flicks are - RIKI-OH The Story of Ricky, and Kung-pow.
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:55,
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Of course the best martial arts flicks are - RIKI-OH The Story of Ricky, and Kung-pow.

I've just ordered a copy.
Not too bothered by Kung Pow. I prefer my dodgy movies to be unintentionally bad instead of crap spoofs.
For my money, the best martial arts films ever is Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. (yes, that's right, Berry Gordy - the head of Motown Records)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:02,
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Not too bothered by Kung Pow. I prefer my dodgy movies to be unintentionally bad instead of crap spoofs.
For my money, the best martial arts films ever is Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. (yes, that's right, Berry Gordy - the head of Motown Records)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/

You either love or hate. RIKI-OH is just totally off the wall. Will check out The Last Dragon, haven't watched any good martial arts films for ages. Ta muchly!
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:07,
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without knowing what it was. Watched the first few minutes and wasn't sure if it was meant to be serious or a giggle. Then the woman tossed the baby back down the hill and I started howling with laughter. Great movie.
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:13,
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