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# Starring Wesley Snipes?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)
# WESLEY SNIPES, STEVEN SEAGAL AND MICHAEL DUDIKOFF, THE GUY FROM AMERICAN NINJA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Carl Douglas?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# American Ninja?
That's not the same as Beverly Hills Ninja is it? Please say it isn't...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# You say that with the hope that american ninja is a good film
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I was wondering if any film could be as bad as Beverly Hills Ninja
And then remembered the horror that was "Oversexed rugsuckers from Mars"
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# What about Open Water?
Every film in existance is a few stars better because Open water just lowered the whole scale.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# That film was a tad boring
Had the misfortune of watching 'Slither' the other day.... Now that is shit...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Yea I watched that the other day.
It had potential if you completely replaced the cast and stabbed the guy who wrote the script.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Shitter than
Independence Day or Judge Dredd?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Judge Dredd was an oscar winner compared to slither
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Ooh Independence day was proper shit wasn't it?!
Well unless you are a gung-ho American... which reminds me - Armageddon... Christ... yes I can train you to be an astronaught in 2days and teach you how to drive a lunar vehicle....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# If you want a seriously dodgy ninja film
You need to see Ninja v Zombie - Super Ninja Master: Zombie Rivals.

It seems to be two completely unrelated films spliced together. And for some reason the ninjas seem to be dressed in highly coloured bin bags. Classic.

imdb.com/title/tt0094384/

It was bad enough on vid. I can't believe they bothered releasing it on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# I bought one of those martial arts Multipack DVDs
and half of the films on there are 2films put together for no apparent reason... very odd....
Of course the best martial arts flicks are - RIKI-OH The Story of Ricky, and Kung-pow.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)
# I've been meaning to watch The Story of Ricky for ages.
I've just ordered a copy.

Not too bothered by Kung Pow. I prefer my dodgy movies to be unintentionally bad instead of crap spoofs.

For my money, the best martial arts films ever is Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. (yes, that's right, Berry Gordy - the head of Motown Records)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Kung-pow is one of those
You either love or hate. RIKI-OH is just totally off the wall. Will check out The Last Dragon, haven't watched any good martial arts films for ages. Ta muchly!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I watched Kung Pow a while back
without knowing what it was. Watched the first few minutes and wasn't sure if it was meant to be serious or a giggle. Then the woman tossed the baby back down the hill and I started howling with laughter. Great movie.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Hmmm.
Might give it a go sometime. Spoofs are usually shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Yea Kung Pow was
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)