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# The state of education today (RPM)

Before everyone starts with 'fuck off noob'... I discovered this image this morning as part of a mass mail. Thing is I went to this very school many, many moons ago. At the very least when I left I could spell saterd sateday satird the days of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)
# is that 1337 5P33k
for cricket?

also - PHOTO YOU FARKING NOOB0R?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)
# you fucking dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# ARF.....
if it isnt it should be!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I S4Y 0LD C!-!4P, F4!\!cY a G4m3 0F CR77QT?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)
# H0wz4t!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Thornton Heath
Such a wonderful place....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
Fortunately I don't live there anymore. In fact, I think the area went into a steep decline shortly after I left.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I used to work there
and it is a sh!thole.... makes Croydon look clean...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# i was born in woodville road.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Right by the roughest Tesco in christendom.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# It's a pity.
Croydon has such potential. If it weren't for the Croydonians it would be a nice place to live.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)
# apart from
also being a grey concrete shithole.

At least there's a decent branch of Forbidden Planet right next to the station.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# That's West Croydon...
which is the bad end, and leads to the aforementioned Thornton Heath. East and South Croydon are much better. We speak not of the North.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)
# East isn't a lot better.
But South isn't too bad I suppose. The Swan and sugarloaf is OK (or used to be anyway) and the random comedy club is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah, the Swan is a good pub.
The comedy club has moved, though don't know where. Favourite watering hole for me has to be The Treehouse. I just bought a flat next door.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah your right
I have the pleasure of working in Croydon, would be fine if it wasn't for the scummers...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# ANGRY ON THE INTERNET: A NEW MOVIE COMING OUT THIS SUMMER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Starring Wesley Snipes?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)
# WESLEY SNIPES, STEVEN SEAGAL AND MICHAEL DUDIKOFF, THE GUY FROM AMERICAN NINJA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Carl Douglas?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# American Ninja?
That's not the same as Beverly Hills Ninja is it? Please say it isn't...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# You say that with the hope that american ninja is a good film
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I was wondering if any film could be as bad as Beverly Hills Ninja
And then remembered the horror that was "Oversexed rugsuckers from Mars"
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# What about Open Water?
Every film in existance is a few stars better because Open water just lowered the whole scale.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# That film was a tad boring
Had the misfortune of watching 'Slither' the other day.... Now that is shit...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Yea I watched that the other day.
It had potential if you completely replaced the cast and stabbed the guy who wrote the script.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Shitter than
Independence Day or Judge Dredd?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Judge Dredd was an oscar winner compared to slither
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Ooh Independence day was proper shit wasn't it?!
Well unless you are a gung-ho American... which reminds me - Armageddon... Christ... yes I can train you to be an astronaught in 2days and teach you how to drive a lunar vehicle....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# If you want a seriously dodgy ninja film
You need to see Ninja v Zombie - Super Ninja Master: Zombie Rivals.

It seems to be two completely unrelated films spliced together. And for some reason the ninjas seem to be dressed in highly coloured bin bags. Classic.

imdb.com/title/tt0094384/

It was bad enough on vid. I can't believe they bothered releasing it on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# I bought one of those martial arts Multipack DVDs
and half of the films on there are 2films put together for no apparent reason... very odd....
Of course the best martial arts flicks are - RIKI-OH The Story of Ricky, and Kung-pow.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)
# I've been meaning to watch The Story of Ricky for ages.
I've just ordered a copy.

Not too bothered by Kung Pow. I prefer my dodgy movies to be unintentionally bad instead of crap spoofs.

For my money, the best martial arts films ever is Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. (yes, that's right, Berry Gordy - the head of Motown Records)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Kung-pow is one of those
You either love or hate. RIKI-OH is just totally off the wall. Will check out The Last Dragon, haven't watched any good martial arts films for ages. Ta muchly!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I watched Kung Pow a while back
without knowing what it was. Watched the first few minutes and wasn't sure if it was meant to be serious or a giggle. Then the woman tossed the baby back down the hill and I started howling with laughter. Great movie.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Hmmm.
Might give it a go sometime. Spoofs are usually shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Yea Kung Pow was
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Haha Sateurday?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Well spotted!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)
# HE DID THE MONSTER MASH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)
# IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# No bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Ah, Croydon...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)