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# Pfft
There should be a Captain draw off for my buffday. :-(

I love that, btw. Especially the light edges on her. Very effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# yes, this ^
when's all that then?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# November the 30th, the most sacred of dates.
For on that day in 1984, in a little place called Nether Edge in Sheffield a child was born. Nobody then knew she would go on to become the world's only 18C e-pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# you people are all soooooooo young!
it's not fair!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# It's not fair? Do you own your own house?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# no
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Fine, piss on my argument then.
What's really not fair is that even my own wench isn't talking to me.

*downs some rum and stomps off to her quarters to throw things at dolphins out of the window*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# i shall piss on your argument cos my argument is better
*puts thumbs to ears, waggles fingers, sticks out tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# *kicks in the nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# THOSE WERE FOR THE TRICK OR TREATERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Oh thank you for reminding me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *talks*
sorry sexipance got distracted by fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# *throws wench at dolphins*
Ah, I may have done something silly.


*walks to edge of boat*
*shouts* YOU'RE ONLY COMING BACK ON BOARD IF I'M NOT IN TROUBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# what silly thing is it that you May have done?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Throwing a woman at a dolphin?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# 1984?
What, are you two or something? When will this modern trend of young people being born in the eighties end?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# 22 soon.
Just because you're all haggard don't go blaming me.

If it helps I look older, apparently. The 31 year old I was doing jury service with thought I was older than him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# It helps.
Boy does it help.

Aksherly I look young for my age. If is wasn't for dodgy genes making all my head hairs migrate backwards I'd look like one of them young people in their early twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)