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# Shortarse!
2 inches taller
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# But how?
How can *anyone* be taller than me?


Curse you God for making me this way!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# You smoked too many Marlboro's
Whilst I was being stretched on the rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Short Arse
1 inch taller than you
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# This weekend
I shall mostly be getting drunk with a 6'7" bloke whilst pretending to be short. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Can I come?
I need someone to look up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Sounds like you've got plenty of people to look up to
Shortarse. ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Yes.
But that's an odd number, so you get points deducted.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# you're 6ft5?
Are you married?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I must have mentioned it
yes
the wedding photos are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Is she wee?
Because being a wee woman myself I totally understand the loving of tall men. The taller the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# check this out
the photographer forgot that framing the picture is important
(will be removed swiftly)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Things:
You have a nice smile
She's got a lovely dress on
I'm glad you look so happy, it actually brought a tear to my eye
and HA who's the guy on the step?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# He gave her away
because her dad couldn't be in england
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# :)
Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Dankeschon
Have a nice weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# hmm
more of this sort of thing near where I live please.
Too many women that like handsome, successful, intelligent, rich men. The fools.
We need more to base their ardour on height, strength of odour and delapidatedness of car.

/tall, smelly, single driver of battered golf
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I'm marrying a tall smelly man that doesn't even own a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# can you be cloned
or at least mold a pleasant female friend into sharing your points of view?

edit: grats on the marriage. (may be olds or news, thought I'd best be polite.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Well we're not done yet
But ta. The mawwiage (/princess bride blog) shall be probably year after next- we keep finding other things to spend the money on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# cont..
www.b3ta.com/board/6469169
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# And 6'4" isn't enough for an indecent proposal?!?
*is sad*

*remembers 5'3" wife and is happy again*
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# I don't know you!
Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I'll live *sniff*
(And I'm very happily married)
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)