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# just heard a great old joke!
How do you know if your sister is having her period?

Your dads cock tastes funny!

woo!

(coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)
# another
Whats white, red and silver and walks into walls?

A dead zombie baby with forks in its eyes!

haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# A young girl
...goes up to her dad and asks if she can borrow the car,
"Only if you suck my dick" replied the father.
"But Da-ad" came the reply.
"Only if you suck my dick" repeated the father.
"Oh ok then" the girl said and she got to her knees, A few seconds later and she goes "UGH! Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"
And he replies, "Oh yeah, sorry I forgot, your brothers borrowing the car tonight..."

I would get my coat, but its too fecking hot :o(
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)
# lol!
joke filed to long term memory with the aim of repeating it very very loud the next time i see a vicar or a priest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)
# did
Linda Lovelace die in vain?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# hee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Linda Lovelace is Dead????
???
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# earth to Magog
...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# When did that happen then?
I must have had my TV switched off.
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)