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# A young girl
...goes up to her dad and asks if she can borrow the car,
'Only if you suck my dick' replied the father.
'But Da-ad' came the reply.
'Only if you suck my dick' repeated the father.
'Oh ok then' the girl said and she got to her knees, A few seconds later and she goes 'UGH! Dad, your dick tastes like shit!'
And he replies, 'Oh yeah, sorry I forgot, your brothers borrowing the car tonight...'

I would get my coat, but its too fecking hot :o(
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)
# lol!
joke filed to long term memory with the aim of repeating it very very loud the next time i see a vicar or a priest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)
# did
Linda Lovelace die in vain?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# hee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Linda Lovelace is Dead????
???
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# earth to Magog
...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# When did that happen then?
I must have had my TV switched off.
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)