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# Hey, do you mind if I don't include that 'badeggs' track you did? It doesn't socialise well with the other children.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:34, archived)
# Oh, and just in case anyone is wondering, this is the first image to show up on a google image search for dead hookers:
static.flickr.com/29/61431444_86a9c8c679_m.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:37, archived)
# hahaha
now that is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:39, archived)
# Why were you looking for picture of dead hookers?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:41, archived)
# One word: INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Just the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:44, archived)
# I USE THE GOOGLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:47, archived)
# oh?
www.b3ta.com/board/6475292
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Except, really, not hahahahahahaha! at all.
But hahahahahahaha, all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Maybe he was looking for YOUR MOM.
 
JFKLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Sweet.
 
All together now:

"I've been pickin' up cheap transvestites,
I've been payin' 'em by the ho-ur.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:43, archived)
# I won't post the first result for cheap transvestites.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:47, archived)
# Yeah, that would be MY mom.
 
Er.. mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:47, archived)
# WHICH ONE OF US IS TUBGIRL'S BOY?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:55, archived)
# You are.
Weightlifter is my father.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:07, archived)
# I don't think I've seen weightlifter. I'm sure that's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:22, archived)
# I just recently had a discussion with a friend about weightfilter.
The day after I described to him what it was he told me he was never going to look at it. When I got home he sent me a message telling me that he saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:41, archived)
# RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:42, archived)
# i am never having anal sex again
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:15, archived)
# Sure you have.
 
www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:42, archived)
# I was going to read that, then I quickly scorlled down to see if it had the picture on it and i caught a quick clance of it, and now I'm going to kittenwar for some fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:44, archived)
# MEEOW.
 
g'night all, this internets is cutting into my drinking time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:45, archived)
# GOODNIGHT YOU LIFESTOCKTAKEINDUCING MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:53, archived)
# I have to go to bed, too.
This weightlifter is cuttin ginto my sleeping time.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:54, archived)
# I guess I'm leaving too.
I'm kinda concerned by my ranking on the board stats.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:57, archived)
# Me too, mine isn't ranked high enough.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:03, archived)
# That's your problem. 282 posts in a week is too much from me.
I like the board stats, they help me keep check of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:04, archived)
# I was joking of course.
I need to get a life.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:05, archived)
# Thankyou. I needed that slap in the face to take stock of my life. I am completely not shocked by this picture. I need to take a long look in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:47, archived)
# I like to hold with my cat, george and watch "The Fresh Price of Bel-air" on TV when someting goes wrong on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:50, archived)
# I think that this is the major problem here. I don't seem to care about what I've seen. I spent over 10 seconds looking at that picture, and I still feel nothing.
If anything, I was unimpressed by it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:52, archived)
# Weightlifter effects me.
Ghostse however, no longer shocks me. I peerfeer not to look at it, but it doesnt shock me. I suspect to future generations tubgirl and weightlifter will be normal images for the youth to have seen. I would like to thank the internet for turning everyone into monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:57, archived)
# HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:58, archived)
# holy fucking christ
mindbleach pleeze
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:02, archived)
# No worries
And exactly so, given the mess you had
to work with. You did good with it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:40, archived)
# Cheers - now that I've looked, the only other track of yours I can find is that cowtrancethinmix one, which will probably get drowned out by all the other people.
I remember you doing another one though - any chance of a link or should I just make your other one a whole lot louder?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Are you just playing all the sounds together at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:47, archived)
# Totally.
Here's what I did while I was pissed last night, which has made me decide to start over. I have a bad habit of saving over my previous work 'so that I have to keep going forwards' while drunk.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/YIFF YIFF MEOW.mp3

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:57, archived)
# Just how pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:02, archived)
# Pissed enough to make that monstrosity.
And not to drink again for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:10, archived)
# Hahahah. That is great.
it a little choppy at some parts though.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:03, archived)
# Heh. For some reason I decided to only use my laptop speakers. I remember it being a really good reason at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:15, archived)
# LEAVE THE MIXING TO ME, SWEETHEART.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/wav/hfhsjfsskdks.wav
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I really like the way it sounds like this is being recorded from the wrong side of the room.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:48, archived)
# Reverb is an awesome tool.
I also like distortion and aplify.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:57, archived)
# Stretch is your friend, as is noise reduction. Love them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:24, archived)
# I just did two as I recall
Yeah I had left plenty of head room on thin mix.
Not sure what I had in mind when I did em, other
than 'make hip-hop beats'. Not my usual thing.
I usually do beatless ten minute synth wank outs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:50, archived)
# Cool, I'll distort the fuck out of it to make it sound more badass.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:52, archived)
# Do it hard!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:55, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:57, archived)
# you are brian eno
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 6:58, archived)
# I wish!
Maybe not tho... I like my long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:03, archived)
# what's the opposite of cat nip?


something that'll get rid of the cheeky buggers?
(gmcs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:22, archived)
# Broccoli
www.b3ta.com/board/6432900
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:40, archived)