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# How terrifying!
And now for a MiniTJ: does anyone have a perfect fairy cake recipe?
I know I could Google one, but it's nice to have the personal touch. :)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)
# 1. Find fairies
2. Grind until they become a fine powder.
3. Add milk and eggs and beat with a dragon's whiskers.
4. Pop in the oven at 150 degrees for 20 minutes.
5. Profit!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Sounds perfect for Hallowe'en!
*Notes down*. Thank you! Anyone else? ;)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:33, archived)
# 1. go to bottom of garden
2. find fairies
3. make them give you cakes
4. eat the cakes
5. profit
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)
# 1. google for 'fairy cake recipe'
2. click the links till you find a suitable recipe
3. purchase ingredients
4. follow instructions
5. profit
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I used to use Mrs Beeton's (appropriately)
I think it's 2 of everything, so 2 eggs, 2 oz butter, 2 oz flour, 2 oz sugar, mix it up and bake it.

It's been a while since I used that one though, my last cake was a lot more "freestyle" with walnuts and bananas and the like.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)
# I've just found a smashing recipe for chocolate brownies.
You take two brownies, two bars of chocolate and two servings of rohypnol to start... ;)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)
# yum!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)