You don't have a fucking girlfriend.You have a sleeping in and whinging about the state of the bath girlfriend, just like the rest of us.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 22:55,
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Arf!It's funny 'cos it's true.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:02,
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