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[challenge entry] not lying

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# Animal porn ???
Dammm I need to go back there
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I still haven't been to the 'dam
I keep getting all these stories about how it's some den of junkies and pornographers... sounds like my kind of city!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# ditto.
scared of going in case I get a job out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# The Van Gogh
museum was really poor. Maybe I wasn't stoned enough.
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I totally agree
but then I was taken by an ex on an all expenses paid trip, and her only condition was we did all the galleries, so I shouldn't grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# eek
apart from the animal porn bit, this is eerily true.
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)
# you mean you haven't seen the picture of a naked woman
with her hand up a cow?


edit: ahem, no, nor have I.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I did go to
the sex museum, where they had a very strange room with lots of dodgy pictures and a soundtrack of a very dirty porn film being piped in. It was pretty gruesome porn and I only looked at one wall before I got fed up and dragged my enthralled boyfriend away

I much prefered the coffeeshops...
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Very
sharp...
(sumzeros, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# re-re-re post
van gogh

I went to Amsterdamn, did all that and managed to avoid the museum too :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)