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[challenge entry] not lying

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(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Animal porn ???
Dammm I need to go back there
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I still haven't been to the 'dam
I keep getting all these stories about how it's some den of junkies and pornographers... sounds like my kind of city!
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)
# ditto.
scared of going in case I get a job out there.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# The Van Gogh
museum was really poor. Maybe I wasn't stoned enough.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I totally agree
but then I was taken by an ex on an all expenses paid trip, and her only condition was we did all the galleries, so I shouldn't grumble.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# eek
apart from the animal porn bit, this is eerily true.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)
# you mean you haven't seen the picture of a naked woman
with her hand up a cow?


edit: ahem, no, nor have I.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I did go to
the sex museum, where they had a very strange room with lots of dodgy pictures and a soundtrack of a very dirty porn film being piped in. It was pretty gruesome porn and I only looked at one wall before I got fed up and dragged my enthralled boyfriend away

I much prefered the coffeeshops...
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Very
sharp...
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)
# re-re-re post
van gogh

I went to Amsterdamn, did all that and managed to avoid the museum too :)
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)