I don't even answer the door. Little fuckers don't even dress up at all where I live
They just put their hood up or something.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30,
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I just sing back at 'em
better than they are singing at me.
If the family's round, we can do full-on four part harmony at 'em.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31,
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If the family's round, we can do full-on four part harmony at 'em.
Years of practice
singing in a choir that does carol "services" and gets paid with a slap-up meal and as much booze as you can drink, and then have to sing "Ding Dong Merrily On High" while as drunk as a skunk. Marvellous.
Not done that for a couple of years, though. I now need to look at the words to remember them. Still got the harmonies in my head, though.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35,
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Not done that for a couple of years, though. I now need to look at the words to remember them. Still got the harmonies in my head, though.
Same here
Or a couple of cheap & nasty masks bought from the pound shop...
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31,
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Thats ok, Give 'em a punch in the face
Its cheaper than buying sweets anyway
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31,
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ones that don't make the effort don't deserve anything
Another good trick is to have a really loud Halloween party. That way you can;t hear the door or you're too drunk to answre it
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:32,
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Another good trick is to have a really loud Halloween party. That way you can;t hear the door or you're too drunk to answre it