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# i've never played monkey island
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I'm sure it's brilliant if you are into the whole Pirate thing. Which i'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# why not?
pirates are ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# comedy ones are
but to be honest, real pirates are absolute cockstains... I did a whole project on them for my degree (marine geography) and they really are not at all nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# :-(
*storms away, passing a rubbish bin...throws something that looks like a ring box in it...storms off some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Oh noes!
Is Chorizo no more the Official Wench?

/b3ta soap watching blog
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Real ones tend to do things like hack people's legs off
So they can't escape or fight back.
Real ones have also held up a friend of mine sailing off the coast of Indonesia, killing most of the crew with uzi's. They are lucky to be alive.

As I said. Like fun pirates not real ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# well, yes
but it's the romanticised 'one eyed-willy'/'dread pirate roberts' style pirate which is the one we celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# dunno...just don't appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I think pirates are shit
and don't understand the obsession

But the Monkey Island games are fucking ace, as is Grim Fandango

I've never had the pleasure of any of the other lucasarts games though - sam and max etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)