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# I class how drunk I am
on how many people in the room I find excessively attractive. When it gets to the point when I think 'Wow. Everyone's delightfully sexy' I know I'm quite tipsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I get fussier as I get more pished.
I work on the principle that the higher the chance of my not maintaining an erection, the better looking she's got to be to justify the potential embarassment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Well you pair would make a great couple.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# You do realise that you are complimenting one of us,
and the other not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Errrr
hang on... let me think about that one and I'll get back to you.

Edit: No, I can't work out which one I am complimenting, it's far too late for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Oh err.
Get her.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)
# ha.
All fine by me though! :)

Nightio.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)