AAAAAArrrrrrrrr
.....its almost midnight and the monsters come out
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54,
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Geurgh!
Like when you notice someone from behind and think they look quite lovely . . .and then they turn round.
/awfully shallow
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:54,
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/awfully shallow
Yes.
That happened to me a couple of days ago.
The girl behind me was very disappointed.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:59,
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The girl behind me was very disappointed.
There are a lot of women out there who are very attractive at range
but deteriorate when they get closer.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:03,
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I class how drunk I am
on how many people in the room I find excessively attractive. When it gets to the point when I think 'Wow. Everyone's delightfully sexy' I know I'm quite tipsy.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:06,
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I get fussier as I get more pished.
I work on the principle that the higher the chance of my not maintaining an erection, the better looking she's got to be to justify the potential embarassment.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:07,
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You do realise that you are complimenting one of us,
and the other not so much.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:12,
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Errrr
hang on... let me think about that one and I'll get back to you.
Edit: No, I can't work out which one I am complimenting, it's far too late for me.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:14,
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Edit: No, I can't work out which one I am complimenting, it's far too late for me.
bah.....
another thing for my "things I'm irrationally afraid of list"
1) Clowns
2) Bluetooth headsets
3) Electric drills
4) Space hoppers
cheers for telling me what the second S stands for though!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:10,
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1) Clowns
2) Bluetooth headsets
3) Electric drills
4) Space hoppers
cheers for telling me what the second S stands for though!
2)Bluetooth headsets. Agreed.
3) Electric drills. Agreed.
4) Space hoppers. How can you hate space hoppers. They still bring fun to a newly 30 year olds life.
FEAR