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# haha
put all teenagers in a pit and make them kill for food

and put it on tv, hosted by ant & dec and kate thornton
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Battle Chav-royal?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# yeah
the winner gets a series on E4 and a free spell in the priory a couple of years later
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Male 32: drunkenoaf - deceased
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# armed with a brevelle and some q-tips

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# needs more oomph...
Perhaps the "food" could be selected by the viewers each week from a house full of D-list celebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# i think we're on to a winner here
all we need is endemol to do a "think up a great TV show" challenge and we're away
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# The teenagers can all start out in posh school uniforms
obviously these uniforms would actually be somewhat flimsy and liable to tearing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# i'm already touching myself
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)