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# yes, you see
I once edited a book on Veterinary obstetrics.

My favourite bit was that the best way to extract semen from a dog is 'digital manipulation' and the author thought it was a good idea to include a picture of a vet wanking a dog. I had to agree.

/100% fact blog

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(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# what?
*re-reads*

ahh, digits as in fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# yes
I quite like how, when extracting semen from a horse, you have to get out the way sharpish as the thrust of a randy stallion can break your arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# and your Sternum
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# You've been talking to Rogue, AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# horse beans!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Has anyone ever
staged a fight between a randy stallion and an angry swan?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# can you imagine the broken arms!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# it would be interesting, since neither has an arm
what attack strategy would either use, without the opportunity to use their preferred attack?

My guess is they'd settle their differences and notice the surprising similarity between the length of a swan's neck and the size of a randy horse's massive cock... oooooh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
A guitar solo started on the radio just as I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
only 70s jazz could have been better!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# cool
ever extract semen from larger animals?
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I've only ever extracted semen
from myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I so tempted to review it
"some great pictures of dogs getting handjobs"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# go for it!
I don't work for them anymore.

My favourite pic from the book is this, which is a bit NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)