The Future Of America
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Oh Boy Here Goes America........
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( , Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:33, archived)
I cant see the picture and im sure it doesnt fit the compo
I'm going to become a hermit. I'm tired of talking to real people or doing real things.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:39,
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Talking to unreal people
and doing surreal things might just get you laid.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:41,
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I'll go into town on the weekends and try to socialize, and maybe make money woking in a groery store or something
and I'll buy old movies, and I'll never have to listen to modern music or see todays youth or whatever. I probably wont do it. I need some modern movies because i like movies and i like TV and they always play shitty rap music thats all about sex on some comercials and it makes me sad and i dont care, whatever. I only like to listen to music before the 70's and muzak.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:46,
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Buy yourself a nice
wax cylinder and some recordings of Thomas Eddison and if you've got any money left then why not splash out on a Zoetrope?
I hear there's a great one out of a horse jumping over a fence.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:52,
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I hear there's a great one out of a horse jumping over a fence.
Try these - I recommend "Alexanders Ragtime Band".
cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/browse.php
cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/search.php?queryType=@attr%201=21&query=ragtime&num=1&start=2&sortBy=&sortOrder=ia
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:55,
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cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/search.php?queryType=@attr%201=21&query=ragtime&num=1&start=2&sortBy=&sortOrder=ia
I tried to sample it, but I gave up a bit early.
COME ON AND YEEAAAAH, COME ON AND YEEAAAAH
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:00,
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If it's muzak you're after, try and find one of Bob James or Ronny Jordan's new albums.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:07,
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I've been meaning to make a Zoetrope of a b3ta meme for a while now
Thanks for reminding me.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:58,
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i'm going to try and make one of Charlton on fresh price doing his famous dance,
or maybe not.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:23,
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If you don't, I just might do so.
I do have a gif of it kicking around somewhere.
*notes in todo file*
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:35,
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*notes in todo file*
I used to be like that, then I found some good music. I can't remember who now.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:54,
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I dont know, I'm bing a jerk right now, becuase of Phelps, you dissin' on my show, and the very existance of the song "fergielicious".
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:03,
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I don't listen to the radio, so I don't have a problem with Phelps or Fergie.
Those two should totally have a baby so we can crucify it for all our sins.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:06,
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Maybe we can just stuff Fred Phelps up Fergie's cunt and she can plop him back out and we'll pretend he's a baby?
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:13,
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I posted this in the wrong spot, but I liked it so I left it there.
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www.secondlife.com
But only if you're going to use it to make the numpties cry for being such wasters
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 12:01,
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Its here.. it's gone again.. it's here.. it's gone again
Pssst.. make it slightly smaller - it doesn't need to be quite so big size or dimension wise
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:42,
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sodomiteeasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nhgfasdfghkl;'
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 8:50,
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I'm not going to lose any sleep about it
either way, to be honest.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:35,
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THAT IS SOME REAL TOPICAL POLITICAL HUMOUR,
DID YOU KNOW WE JUST FOUND SADDAMN, AND THAT SOMEONE SHOT CHENY OR THE OTHERWAY AROUND.
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Sun 5 Nov 2006, 9:07,
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