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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)
# jesus would
throw tramps and mice on a fire
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)
# what about
the petrol?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)
# jesus throws
fire at the petrol and then uses his skill, like how he used it to make 5 thousand finches or (fishes, I forget?)
to make 5 thousand petrols so the pterol and the fires would be lots of them and they'd all be thrown with a mouse.
or squirrel and mouse. on the fire in/on the fire
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)
# But...
if the Romans cooked all the finches and sqirrels then the mouses would have to be rescued from the skills of jesus along with the european butter mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:46, archived)
# blerks
www.ontopofamountain.co.uk/amanthrowingamouseontoafire/petrol.html

romans had no mice, they made roads
not mice, mice came later with the
invention of electricity and Charles
Darwin invented them with his fork
on his plate one day
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:48, archived)
# But...
it was the romans who invented the fork as a side-product of aquaducts and therefore created all the vermin
the vermin were dead of course
because robert louis stevenson had not invented
the electric typewriter at that stage
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)