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# blerks
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romans had no mice, they made roads
not mice, mice came later with the
invention of electricity and Charles
Darwin invented them with his fork
on his plate one day
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:48, archived)
# But...
it was the romans who invented the fork as a side-product of aquaducts and therefore created all the vermin
the vermin were dead of course
because robert louis stevenson had not invented
the electric typewriter at that stage
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)