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# He's the only b3tan in the world with my phone number.
Mmmhm. And I'm dead sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *wants*


*can't have*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *spanks own arse, a la Heather Locklear in Scrubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *wants more*
*loves scrubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I only own the first three series
But It's fantastic when I get home. Hollyoaks, Hollyoaks, Scubs, Friends, Friends and then FILLUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# i do
home improvement, 8 simple rules, scrubs, friends, friends, simpsons!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I can't get abc
The bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# That's a lie
I have it
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Did Aphex sell it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Afternings, Cap'n!
Dead sexy? Aye, that y'are.

*fondles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Rawr
Easy tiger, sanctity (heh, tity) of mawwage and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# can i'eee
join ya crew?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# If you think up a particularly suitable job title that hasn't been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# ships pimp
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# oi
I am the ship pimp. I'm the only one with an on-board wench.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# true
errr...*clutching ast straws*


ships wheel?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# It was only a little fondle...
A fondlette, if you will.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# i am the only b3tan with my phone number
do i win a prize for my solitude?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# You do.
A lifetime supply of tissue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
#
as i only have 2 hours to live, that's not a lot of tissue

*also has a tissue of lies*
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# that's right
*licks finger tips, smooths eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)