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# awww
I was hoping it wanted me to surprise sex myself
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I could probably do that for you?
I have very competitive rates, and will throw in a little dominatrix for free getting you to clean up any mess you make
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Cripes! Theres an offer you don't get everyday
*pre-orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# no, no, that's gmail
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)