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# The official penis of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:50, archived)
# I'm watching a show
It has a girl in a green wig and ninjas and a guy in a shark outfit.

TV is pretty crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# It certainly is.
I prefer to sit in front of my computer and hit f5 heaps.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:58, archived)
# It got better.
Bill Cosby is on, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)
# He'll never be as good as Bing Crosby.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:09, archived)
# He's slightly funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:11, archived)
# Bing didn't have to try to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)
# Bing felched me using a biro
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# He certainly knew how to put on a good show.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:18, archived)
# he assfucked a donkey live on stage, and then jizzed over the front row
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# "WHICH ONE OF YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCHES IS GOING TO TAKE MY SPUNK IN THE FACE?"
-Bing Crosby
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# "LETS DO A SPITROAST!"
- Bob Hope
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# "I can take a third fist in my pussy, I NEED A THIRD FIST IN MY PUSSY, YOU STUPID WHORES"
- Aretha Franklin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# "Which one of you cunts has only got one bollock?"
- Mother Theresa
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:24, archived)
# power rangers?

/sounds to me like
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)