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# Liar
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(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:31, archived)
# ginormous
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# Obviously bigger than yours, Halsne
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:37, archived)
# hehe....hows it going bud?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:48, archived)
# 'Ning!
Ah not bad...been busy. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:50, archived)
# yeah been busy with work this week too

looking forward to meeting a few friends tonight, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan :()
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:54, archived)
# Lucky sod!
I've a load of painting scheduled and god knows what else along decorating lines. *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:05, archived)
# haha...you love going to B&Q
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I wish it was that simple. I'm helping redecorate a bungalow that my Granfather's moving into, when the council should really be doing it. It's their thing but they're being arses about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)
# My penis is exceptionally large, thankyou for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:41, archived)
# Can it do
this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:41, archived)
# awww thats lully
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:46, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:08, archived)
#
nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:47, archived)
# The official penis of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:50, archived)
# I'm watching a show
It has a girl in a green wig and ninjas and a guy in a shark outfit.

TV is pretty crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# It certainly is.
I prefer to sit in front of my computer and hit f5 heaps.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:58, archived)
# It got better.
Bill Cosby is on, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)
# He'll never be as good as Bing Crosby.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:09, archived)
# He's slightly funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:11, archived)
# Bing didn't have to try to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)
# Bing felched me using a biro
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# He certainly knew how to put on a good show.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:18, archived)
# he assfucked a donkey live on stage, and then jizzed over the front row
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# "WHICH ONE OF YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCHES IS GOING TO TAKE MY SPUNK IN THE FACE?"
-Bing Crosby
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# "LETS DO A SPITROAST!"
- Bob Hope
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# "I can take a third fist in my pussy, I NEED A THIRD FIST IN MY PUSSY, YOU STUPID WHORES"
- Aretha Franklin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# "Which one of you cunts has only got one bollock?"
- Mother Theresa
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:24, archived)
# power rangers?

/sounds to me like
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)
# i cant get hold of one at the moment
hang on
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:15, archived)
# LADIES HAVE PENISES TOO. I WAS RAISED TO NOT BE SEXIST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# what the hell brings you to be up at this hour?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# work
and returning from work to find a housemate in peices due to a best friend back home passing away ):
poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)