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# Reach out and TORCH WOOD.
On a spooky alien theme, I propose that various b3ta people draw the following picture to be presented on the board at around 1pm today:


Captain Jack from Torchwood having a spaz, shouting 'The 21st century is when it all changes' whilst simianesque aliens are flinging their own poo at the back of his head and his assistant is rubbing her chubby titties against a UFO.

Anyone up for that?







edit: I will be showing my own. I'm not shy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# *doesn't watch torchwood*
That Mercan bloke from it was on Jonathan Ross though- he's batshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# morning you post demon, you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# post demon
I'm now reformed?

*stands up*

'Hi, my name is...*sniff* Captain...Captain Wow and....*breaks down* I'm a demon!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# i was referring to your stats
(teeheee)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# li-hinky please
I'm shit at remembering the url.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# add '_stats'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Master of turnips' quote wins, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# i vote Dixon Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:14, archived)
# thats the second time in 3 weeks "micto" has featured in my quote
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)
# because you LUUUUUUUURVE me
and want to MARRY me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Bah, its just Stats_bot trying to make me look gay
and soil my reputation so I stop stealing all its ladies
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# /protests too much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# I wont stand for these allegations
*protests*
*boycotts Mictoproducts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# You are Sandra Bullock
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# if i was, i'd be at home right now
in front of the mirror
feeling myself all up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# She is quite nice, yes.
I love Miss Congeniality, it's a very underrated film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# And...
...he likes "the botty", too.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# him, or the character he portrays?
/never watched it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# in real life
he's a big batty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# oh right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Both, kind of...
In Dr. Who, he swung both ways. In Torchwood, he seems to have caught Heterosexuality.

In real life, he likes manbumsex (which disappoints Nurse When no end - she considers it a "waste").
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# But he's horrid!
He has NO facial hair. Which is very wrong. And he looks a bit Robe Lowe-esque. Greased, is the word I'm going for. And too manicured, can't be doing with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# oh christ, I forgot to shave this morn....
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# I'm not going to rape you.
Takes more than a bit of stubble, dearie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# got a goatee too ( i said goatee)
*runs like Gordon Freeman*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Wheras...
...I've got a lovely beard.

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Well there you go then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Don't stop you from drawing the piktchure,
do it?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# But I don't know what's going on!
I'd just be drawing a bummer and some chimps.




Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Yes,
but you should keep doing it until you get it right. You've never managed to capture the dynamic of bumming in your doodles.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Ningaling, twatbag
It's FRIDAY!

how was mictospawn yesterday- did he fall out with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# he was ace
didn't even cry, had a very good day until he decided to headbutt me in the mouth

edit: 'twatbag'? what happened to 'delicious bitch'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# What did you do
that you expected mictobaby to cry?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# he had his MMR and something else injections yesterday
one in each leg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# aw, thats cool
I think they only start to cry when they get older and learn that jabs hurt. Thats how my brother was
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# twatbag- it's my new word.
Purloined off of curlyhollyoaksbird from two pints of lager, which we mainly watch for the blond one's tits and Ralf Little.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# i'd shag all of the women off that programme
but even that isn't enough to make me watch the fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)