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# My bum is always cold
And I never knew why until now.

*feels*

Yup, that and my haunches are actually quite cold even now. I can't feel it, but it's true.

*mystified* thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# "roll up roll up!"
"COME ONE AND ALL AND BE AMAISED AT THE COLD COLD ARSE OF CAPTAIN WOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# They'd best pay
I'm not letting people fondle my bounteous wares for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# 1 groat and a pickel?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I only like whole pickles
So if they were slices you or the manwife could have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# whole ones
*passes groat and pickle*


*feels bum*


*gets cold*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# *fondles*
*hands over pieces of 8*

'nings, Cap'n!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Good ning my chop faced matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)