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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# hahhaha
lucky me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
don't be dumb, just be a smarty
come and join the nazi party!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# best musical ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Great Musical
/and Mel Brooks' only line in it wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# no idea
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I've just checked, and yes....
The writer-director Mel Brooks' appears very briefly in the film, singing "Don't be stupid, be a smarty/Come and join the Nazi Party" in the song Springtime For Hitler.
His version of line is also dubbed into each performance of the musical and in the movie version of the musical.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hehehehehehe
why look that up?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I 'thought' I was right when watching the film versions, but had never checked
so at least I've put my own mind at rest.
I recognised the voice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# :(
I hate being left out of parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# awww
wanna come to my swingers one?



we've got all the best swings...big ones, little ones, ones that take two people and ones that have handles
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# SWINGS!
Yaaaay.

as long as they're not those ones with the bendy seats that means the chains stick in your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# or the bum shaped ones
that are infact two big for ya bum so ya end up sitting on the "groove"


:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# heh, nothing's too big for my bum.
My bum is like Bernard Black's ex girlfriend's.

Comfy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# hehehehehe
i bet its not that big. its a fact, all women say "my bums HUGE" when infact, mines bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# No, seriously.
It's a well known fact in my house that my bum is a big round thing.

But it's useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# i bet it is!
you haven't changed ya sig
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Oh, good point
I meant to do that earlier but I got all caught up in the b3tary goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# For sitting on?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# and leaning on.
But sitting is it's main function.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I've always
found that arses are very good for sitting on.

Very well designed, bums are.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Some bums
Some poor people don't have proper bums though. I pity them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Some people
have very proper bums.

They're the sort of bums who fart politely.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *sits on captain wows bum*
you're right, it is comfy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# The bigger the cushion,
The sweeter the pushin'.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# i generally stand up on swings
as i'm very cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I'm too scaredy for all of that.
Plus I'm really clumsy so it's tempting fate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# big bums take ages to get warm
but then they do stay warm for ages too

edit: replied t othe wrong post :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# My bum is always cold
And I never knew why until now.

*feels*

Yup, that and my haunches are actually quite cold even now. I can't feel it, but it's true.

*mystified* thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# "roll up roll up!"
"COME ONE AND ALL AND BE AMAISED AT THE COLD COLD ARSE OF CAPTAIN WOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# They'd best pay
I'm not letting people fondle my bounteous wares for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# 1 groat and a pickel?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I only like whole pickles
So if they were slices you or the manwife could have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# whole ones
*passes groat and pickle*


*feels bum*


*gets cold*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# *fondles*
*hands over pieces of 8*

'nings, Cap'n!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Good ning my chop faced matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you can come to my party
special invite
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# :o
Who will be there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# me, and you know... party people*
* i.e. me.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# 24 hour party mugatu!
Now with added WELSH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# OH FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# H FCK YS
I think you'll find.

*is going to get killed*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# The welsh don't use vowels
Is a popular stereotype here in good old Ingerlund.

Not that it's true.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
#
Needs more "y"s and "ll"s.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# You try and get a ll into 'oh fuck yes'
considering a ll is like lllyhhhchchchc isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# It
goes a bit like the 'ch' in "Ich" and then "l" on the end.

So yeah, lllyhhhchchchc about covers it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I have a Welsh name, my mum was born in Wales
But i'm not Welsh. Sorry to dissapoint :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Hey,
if someone's frottaging me in my sleep I'm never disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# well, it's your lucky day then!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *joys*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# You Vil R.S.V.P.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# I so
want to print this out and send it to all my friends on my birthday.

I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# A bunch of Jews gatecrashed his last party
Drank all the punch and pissed in his fishbowl.

He hated them ever since
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# it
was a gas....
(The Director of Directing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *smiles*
*hopes her grandma can't see her*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Yay, will there be a goody bag,
filled with Nazi Gold?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# put it this way
no
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Isn't she just called 'Jade' thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha
good one
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
As long as there will be singing!

Hallo! Ich heiße...
Ich heiße...
Ich heiße...

SLIM SHADY!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# yey, luv parties
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)