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# just dial 0800 MACCASCHLONG
and one of the team of operators will take your request
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# ^probably this
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# it could happen
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# i don't doubt it
i also don't doubt that upsidedown bananas are in fact capable of performing tribal rituals. Prove me wrong, world!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# *dials*

call center's in bloody India, can't understand a word they're saying!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# oh just hold
your call is "valuable"

:D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# I think I just ordered a top loader washing machine
by mistake...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# i fuckin hate it...
when that happens i really do!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# that's the missus christmas present
sorted anyway
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# pffftt...
you'll be having xmas lunch with the salvos if yr not careful!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# happens most years anways....
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# *clicks*
*dials*
*does other stuff with spare room full of useful penisly produced household goods*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# the man is a walking dispenser
indeed
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# What a knob!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# indeed
it'll only grow bigger with time

eventually, godzilla will have to battle it
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# when he does
make sure to animate it hard. that'd be a fight worth bettin on, I'm sure
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# the mind
veritably boggleS!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)