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[challenge entry] Paul Mccartney's powerful crystaline penis emits a variety of household goods
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For the poor needy people of this world.
God bless you macca, and your unusually immense crystalic household goods dispensing glans!

From the Shop Macca challenge. See all 467 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Cool

I need a new frying pan, any chance?

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# just dial 0800 MACCASCHLONG
and one of the team of operators will take your request
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# ^probably this
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# it could happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# i don't doubt it
i also don't doubt that upsidedown bananas are in fact capable of performing tribal rituals. Prove me wrong, world!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# *dials*

call center's in bloody India, can't understand a word they're saying!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# oh just hold
your call is "valuable"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# I think I just ordered a top loader washing machine
by mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# i fuckin hate it...
when that happens i really do!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# that's the missus christmas present
sorted anyway
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# pffftt...
you'll be having xmas lunch with the salvos if yr not careful!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# happens most years anways....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# *clicks*
*dials*
*does other stuff with spare room full of useful penisly produced household goods*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# the man is a walking dispenser
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# What a knob!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# indeed
it'll only grow bigger with time

eventually, godzilla will have to battle it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# when he does
make sure to animate it hard. that'd be a fight worth bettin on, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# the mind
veritably boggleS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# don't get non stick
those buggers are bloody irritating when you're trying to heat oil/butter
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:57, archived)
# so totally bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
reply of the month award!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# wish I'd drawn it when I first thought of it
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)