Cos if he didn't
he'd fall over.
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Paedosmile service with a grin.,
Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52,
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and in other jokes
What's e.t. short for?
Because he's got little legs!
my son (who's 2) tells this joke, but in his version e.t. has little trousers.
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54,
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