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# and finally



(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I don't like E.T.
he pissed on my doorstep
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Etched Twat.
*opens tatty shop to etch a cunt*

*remembers that God is about*

*Thinks better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Grrrr
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# ET stands for
extra testicle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Grrr?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# you renamed rex mundi
to pedantichrist..
but who is Manley?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# I am Manley.
It is my real name.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# not that fucking long haired beekeeper off 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# That's me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# what the hell ahve you done with the real rex mundi?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# I am the real Rex Mundi.
Well, not the real one from the Rankin Books, obviously. Rex Mundi is me and I changed my name to Pedantichrist following this thread:

www.b3ta.com/board/6503036

I also like bees.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# i remember that
but you mean to tell me, that you've been rex mundi for 4 years?

(which begs the question: why the fuck have you been cunting about as lord manley of whatever?)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# AH!
No, my profile is fake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# you absolute cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# It's good to be absolute.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Don't forget the placenta eating
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# i can't see jesus in that
but i can see a gammorean guard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# gamorrean guard
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaahhh
finally.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Right,
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=30626

But I got banned and so we had this:

glassco.cx/search?q=lord+manley&board=&order=

as well as Yelnam and Colin Prince of Floors and a few others.

Now I am forgiven my untold naughtinesses and am allowed to return, which I did as Rex Mundi. Then I changed it to Pedantichrist.

That is the whole story.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# marry me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I can legally marry you in all but 1 US state and in Canada
as I am Revd. Manley.

100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# BAN HIM AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# That wasn't me,
that was that Nikon Fella.

[EDIT: I was FROG FUCKS GRANNY]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# you did the frog fucks granny thing
and the on fucking fire too! I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Nope.
I was grossly misquoted.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Fucking knew it!!
/guessed 2 weeks ago blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Cos if he didn't
he'd fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# and in other jokes
What's e.t. short for?
Because he's got little legs!

my son (who's 2) tells this joke, but in his version e.t. has little trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# and it's goodnight from me
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# I hate myself for laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# we all hate you too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Be fair,
He just found out I was Manley, he has to stop liking me now.

It's in the Bible.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# yum
i need a burger now!
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# *logs on*
Must be 'bad pun tieme'!!

*realises b3ta is always bad pun tieme!

'Ning folks
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# pre-fucking-cisely
always time for a bad pun
'ning to you and 'night cos i'm off
i wondered what that funny smell was
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Because he's got little legs
true!

edit: hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# b3tan to it!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)