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# Well, (assuming we can take the married bit as read),
I've got a child who is nearly the age that you were when I was your age.

I'd not like the idea that someone who is your age now is ever going to be sniffing around her.

Mostly though, I would have my testicles removed by my wife.

[EDIT; upon further consideration, I'd be unlikely, even at my most desperate, to travel more than 1/2 mile for a hag, let alone to steel country.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Hag? You insult this lady's honour!
I challenge you to a duel!

*brandishes spade*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)