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# so who's the cunt on the right?
months of spunk should be the SI unit of testicular volume - I haven't spluffed in ages and my knackers are weighing in at 3 spunk-months.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# good lord
that means they are heavier than a bag of apples!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# and more acidic too

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# The cunt on the right is my friend Matt
He is indeed a cunt of the highest order.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I am a good judge of character me
that's why I hate myself so much etc etc
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Having a wank
will make you less bitchy?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# This!
Unfortunately, i have spent the day wanking continuously, so my balls are weighing in a t a meagre 0 spunkmonths
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)