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# C_ITTE__
Clit germ?

CRITTERS!

I WIN, and the prize had better involve double anal penetration
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# CILLIT BANG!
"Look what it does to a penny. LOOK AT WHAT IT DOES!
LOOK! LOOK, EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO FORCE YOUR EYES DOWNWARDS BY PROMISING YOU A GLIMPSE OF
MY UNCOVERED CROTCH!", screamed
Barry Scott. He was getting crotchety and unpredictable in his old age. Promises of visions of his genitals were being thrown around
left, right and center in the hopes that this would persuade people to purchase his products, and his shedloads of Cillit Bang Ultra 3000

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Since the end of this story, Barry Scott has grown at least three new genitalia, and uses them even more forcefully

Barry Scott lives in a shed in Nova Scotia with his extended family of cats and fifty thousand litres of Cillt Bang
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Braw!
Now go and update his wikipedia listing
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
^This!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I'm afraid this is an 80s quiz.
I was trying to find a can of Quatro for the winner but instead you can have a picture of Suzi Quatro singing Can the Can.

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# But they had double anal penetration in the eighties
My mum told me

AND SHE'S NOT EVEN SINGING! FRAUD!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# She's very bad at miming.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)