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# I am cuddle monster
I'm quite squidgy, you see, so if people need cuddles they come to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Can I have one please?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *big cuddles*
Everyone can have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *gives mugatu one*

Well, I would but you appear to have 46 pairs of pance on . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# they are all velcro'd on - for quick removal
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *nods*
I'm also good for falling asleep on, same reason.

Oh, and food. It's the Jew blood in me, I love to feed people.

And I can fix any clothing.

THE USES OF C W
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# now that is what i call a handy woman.
can i take you as my second wife?
i shall pay you in biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# What kind of biscuits?
None of this Nice bollocks.

I want a variety. Garibaldi, chocolate, hob nob AND others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# yes offcourse.
and on saturdays, chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)