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# Time for a spot of lunch . . .
Have a pun to munch by



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Oh. My. God.
This made me laugh too hard. (Mornin' Dave!)
(You forgot Brayford Wharf, in Lincoln, hive of activity I can tell ya).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Y'off down the Brayford...
Hail Fellow Lincolnite...
I am an X of that Area...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I am still here... but only for another year and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Doing design at Lincoln Uni...?
Do you know the Sparky?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Noooo, I'm up at the newly Christened 'Bishop G Uni College'.
Doing stuff to do with museums, heritage and stuff like that. Funteim!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Ahhh.. The Fancy One... Nice Uni...
(Always ask anyone in Lincoln if they know Sparky though...)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Who is the Sparky?!!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# A Giant of a Man...
(Literally.. He's about 7 Foot) And he does design-y Stuff...

Nice Chap.. But Huge....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Oh. Sounds like a guy at our Uni, called Hugh.
He was on Look North and everything about being so tall.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hugh.. Or Huge?!!!!!
*Laughs self, quite literally, to death*
Bet he gets that a bit...

(Look North.. Arf!)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# 'ning!
forgot, or have never ashally heard of?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *Gasps*.
You must come seeeee! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha! oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Pfffft ;)
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
the last frame makes it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Pffft!
You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
oh the pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Fantesticle
*clicky, clicky, clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOO *like a wee ghostie*
Your sense of humour is so lovely it makes me want to give you cuddles and cups of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# and biscuits?
don't forget the biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Tea, biscuits and cuddles
are always welcome


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# FINESTRA!
That means window.

I know this because in victorian times an Italian man bonked himself on the head then started talking bollocks. It's only when he pointed to the window and said 'Artsenif' they realised.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Quello=That
Nella finestra=in the window

quant'e=How much . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# i could use a cuddle
*sigh*

/emo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *launches self*
*limpets*
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# awww... thankees.
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I am cuddle monster
I'm quite squidgy, you see, so if people need cuddles they come to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Can I have one please?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *big cuddles*
Everyone can have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *gives mugatu one*

Well, I would but you appear to have 46 pairs of pance on . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# they are all velcro'd on - for quick removal
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *nods*
I'm also good for falling asleep on, same reason.

Oh, and food. It's the Jew blood in me, I love to feed people.

And I can fix any clothing.

THE USES OF C W
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# now that is what i call a handy woman.
can i take you as my second wife?
i shall pay you in biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# What kind of biscuits?
None of this Nice bollocks.

I want a variety. Garibaldi, chocolate, hob nob AND others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# yes offcourse.
and on saturdays, chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Aaargh!
Here, you might as well have this, seeing as I made it for you:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Just what I needed to see :)
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sweet jesus, why must you continue to punish us with your endless onslaught of brilliant puns? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# an original pun?
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# thass ace sir
I bestow upon thee a woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)