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# I hearby Issue you with a prescription for:
Super Duper Uber Uber Strong Coffee...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# 50 mg
STAT
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# "Get Me the Machine that makes Sick people Well,
...but will make you sick if you're already well"...

*Buzz*

"Oh he must have been Well After All"
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# you mean the defibrelator
(i think)
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I Thought that was a Lie Detector...?
(Removes 'Fibs')
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I'm on about the flappy heart paddle thing
that makes the patient jump up in the air as he/she is shocked with electricity
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Thats the Biscuit!
It Blasts the Fibs Out of the persons Body With Electricity.. Because they are Fibs they Lie to the Illness and say they are going to a Party and all the Sicky Germs follow them and the person is Wellified...

Unless they're Well in which case it fries up their Lungs...
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# A Tazer?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)