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# ...why, I ask myself, does strong coffee make me think of things like this?
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# oooo
coffie induced toilet moster
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# moster?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# as in 'the hoster with the moster' ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# yes, you've never heard of the toilet moster?
its very similar to the toilet monster only without the "n"
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I see,
Mnnnnngh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# ok ok ok
i accept my spelling mistake, i meant monster but know i think i might use moster more, it kinda rolls of the tounge better
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# hehe - your tounge?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# lol mayb
or yours, which ever you like :)
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# *is groomed*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# because you are a caffeine addicted nonce*?
*with fecal tendancies...

but we love you...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Gadzooks, Sir! You may be right!
or not, as the case may be....

Edit: *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Jeebus
stick to decaf (although it does taste like shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Just can't quite bring myself to drink decaf
It's like alcohol-free beer, I mean - what's the fucking point?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# I quite agree
I remember at uni we put decaff through high performance chromatography & found caffine, since then I have just assumed decaf is an excuse to make lower quality coffee but charge the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Sounds about right, actually
*mumbles something about Nestle making crap coffee as well*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Nescafe is naff
I drink Kenko which is a bit better. Now that i'm a grownup with a house I might buy a coffee machine (which I will never use because people dont).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Too right.
Sadly, I have to deal with them in my worky-type role.... I hate them.

Buy a Krups coffee maker, and get some Mocha Sidamo from Waitrose. It's pretty bloody tops as far as ground coffee goes.

/caffeine addict blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Ta, have made note of said product
Waitrose eh? i'll have to pretend to be posh or they wont let me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I wouldn't worry - they let me in.....
/lowest common denominator blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# its not just strong coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# do this to all kittens.


/enrage b3ta 101
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I've often wondered this
as it does the same to me

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I hearby Issue you with a prescription for:
Super Duper Uber Uber Strong Coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# 50 mg
STAT
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# "Get Me the Machine that makes Sick people Well,
...but will make you sick if you're already well"...

*Buzz*

"Oh he must have been Well After All"
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# you mean the defibrelator
(i think)
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I Thought that was a Lie Detector...?
(Removes 'Fibs')
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I'm on about the flappy heart paddle thing
that makes the patient jump up in the air as he/she is shocked with electricity
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Thats the Biscuit!
It Blasts the Fibs Out of the persons Body With Electricity.. Because they are Fibs they Lie to the Illness and say they are going to a Party and all the Sicky Germs follow them and the person is Wellified...

Unless they're Well in which case it fries up their Lungs...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# A Tazer?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *makes strong coffee*
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)