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[challenge entry] okay...one more before bed


A riff on the 'Now That's What I Call Music' Series. Um, sort of funny if you're in Canada.

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)

(shatnerian, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:57, archived)
# my nephew is canadian.
he finds french and saunders funny.
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:00, archived)
# sort him out
before it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:02, archived)
# seconded
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE GODDAMMIT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:11, archived)
# french and saunders
ah, well, I on the other hand, do not. (well they did a funny abba parody once). i like eddie izzard better.
(shatnerian, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:03, archived)
# eddie izzard
is my favourite human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:05, archived)
# eddie izzard on adolf hitler's artistic career
"Can't get the bird..right...OH FUCK IT!! I'm just going to kill EVERYONE!!!"
(shatnerian, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:07, archived)
# who is of course
A mass murdering fuckhead, as many important historians have said


eddie roools!
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:09, archived)
# Eddie Izzard is 5feet and 1 inch in height
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:10, archived)
# comparing french and saunders
to eddie is liking comparing monkeys to spam crud. Thats the white bits in spam.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:06, archived)
# that reminds me-
my fave entry in the comp so far is by far is the eddie inspired NRA one

hahahahahaha!
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:07, archived)
# guns don't kill people
people kill people?
(and monkeys, if given ammo)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:09, archived)
# It's not the gun that kills you,
it's the bullet tearing through your flesh!
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:10, archived)
# aaaah
so his bit on the nra in dress to kill rather than circle...

/geeky
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:11, archived)
# no,
the entry is based on the one in circle wot you said, I just felt like quoting t'other one
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:12, archived)
# arrrrrrrrr
stop confusing me.
It's late and I'm old.

Oh no i'm not.
Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Woo
the NRA post was my post, cheers for saying its the best
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# its:
guns don't kill people.
tree's kill people.

/end repost
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 6:59, archived)
# i quite like izzzard,
i say like,i mean tolerate,(ad nausium)
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Ad Nauseum ?
Best album ever


/alfie nokes
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Ads Infinitum-
best ten minute TV show ever?


well, obviously, no, that would be trapdoor...
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:14, archived)
# french and saunders are hilarious
and my cunning program of not going out much nor watching T.V. for the last three years paid off nicely this xmas when I actually enjoyed F&S at my folks' house. Still can't enjoy the lottery or millionaire tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:08, archived)
# Amen
.
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 4:01, archived)
# Yes
Indeed. Be calling it that myself for years now. Fucking crap.

(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 7:28, archived)