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[challenge entry] Do you hate corporate rock?

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(monkeylander, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Re-re-post...


also, it's better if you use an img tag.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# she isn't britney
she's the anti-britney. Britney for people who hate britney. Satan still has a lot to learn from the music industy about marketing
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# She's being
marketed as an anti-britney. 'nuff said.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# She has
the lyrical genius of a moose!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# You mean
the people who write her songs, yeah?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Good point
Well made!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# i am going to repost this every time she is mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Good call
Mines too big to repost every time.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# i would like to hit her with a big stick.
she's everywhere, her songs are shit and my boyfriend fancies her.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Can I join in?
she's not that fit and she is a talentless whore.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# here,
have a big stick. make sure you shit on it first.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Thankyou
The low point really came on Firday night- For some reason Top Of The Pops was on. There is a reasonable arguement in favour of people miming . SHe cannot fucking sing to save herself.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# But she's
'Punk Rock' so its fine to sing like a strangled goat!

Its Punk, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Don't! Believe! The! Hype!
Punk ha something to say about the state of the world. The fact that Avril Lavigne exists says more than her songs ever could.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Shes Punk!
Punk Punk Puuunka!!! Shes punkier than a group of Punks circa '77 in a gobbin' frenzy! You don't get more punk than that!

Except Greenday...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# And
Busted...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Lets stone the bitch!
Now!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# perhaps
i should make a series. with various implements.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# strangle her with her tie
please
(BlurOfSerenity, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I fearfully await the day...
when they finally decide to skip the whole 'music' thing with these babes and just start cashing in on the sex appeal directly by making porn a mainstream business venture with all the same hype they lavish on pop acts nowadays.

It will happen, I tell ya.
(BlurOfSerenity, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# see
christina aguilera
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)