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# same here :(
*buys book on how to become important on b3ta*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Me three
*writes book on how to become popular*
*book fails because author knows nothing about the subject*
*profits*
*loses lots of money*

Bugger...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *forms end of the waiting line about 15000 lightyears away*

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Step 1
Be talented or have lots of hummus
2. Keep within posting guidelines.
3. If above fails and you're not female, have a sex change.
4. erm...
5. Profit.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)