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# Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhgggh*coff!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# :D EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# I want you to do a me zombie :(
but I fear I am not important enough....

Edit: How rude,

Woo!

Edit Edit: Also, is that Zig or Zag imprinted on it in blood also?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# same here :(
*buys book on how to become important on b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Me three
*writes book on how to become popular*
*book fails because author knows nothing about the subject*
*profits*
*loses lots of money*

Bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *forms end of the waiting line about 15000 lightyears away*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Step 1
Be talented or have lots of hummus
2. Keep within posting guidelines.
3. If above fails and you're not female, have a sex change.
4. erm...
5. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# i thought it was half of strongbad's head
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# just send me a picture
the address and details are in my profile.
If I get time I will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# My photo is here:
www.wheelybird.plus.com/wheelybird_9165.jpg

:D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# *looks all shy and sheepish*
Me too Sir? Pweeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# WOW!
it is, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# OOPS!
She's got falsies!

you can tell . . .

I thought we were still on generic zombies . . . apologies

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# 'checks'
'is unconvinced'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# And you wouldnt?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# goodness me
that's a fair old zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Wooo!
Most excellent! but now we need a new captain *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# No you don't
nuuuuurrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# why's that?
since "pirates of the caribbean", undead zombie captains rule!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Super !
I was about to say "that's the Captain isn't it" and feel important and knowledgeable

/isn't around here enough these days...
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# hooray!
needs more exposed brain, there are too many almost whole zombies around these days for my liking, zombies need more holes and rotting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# and why do they need extra holes?
/dirty mind blog
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Kramer?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Whomer?
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# the word *snigger*
has the word "nigger" in it. Michael Richards was caught on tape doing a "racist" tirade last friday. He played Kramer on Seinfeld.

does everything have to be explained?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Why do you ask that?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# A Friend of Mine Actually Had a Plan For Lady Zombies...
He said He'd Pull out their Finger Nails and Teeth and Keep them... And give them a warm up now and again... before *ahem* 'Use'...

Yep.. he really was hoping for a Zombie Invasion
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# the problem with exposed brain is that it would suggest that
other zombies had partially eaten it which would basically just kill the person and not provide a new zombie.

/zombie biology and cuisine blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# ZING!
/pissed on your bonfire blog
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# zing?!

who are you? that gimpy Ross bloke in Friends?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# damn!
i am discovered! *runs*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# needs more guts then
hanging down

or a severed limb
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# she's got her leg gnawed to the bone
and is getting her knockers out.

How is that not enough?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# sexy zombie!
is it intentionla that she getting her boobies out?

do zombies have zombie sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I love you.
*jumps about*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# good
stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Zombie Strip tease?
I'm actually Campaigning for Equal Rights for Zombies...

Eating peoples flesh is just Part of our Unique Culture.. It's what makes us Who We are...
Say it Loud Brethren
"Don't Hate for who We Ate"
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Cor!
She could chew on my brains anyday

oh and as always large woo-age
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# those blood marks on the wall
look like me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Wow!*
*pun intended.

That does it, zombie pirates are definitely cooler than ninja pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# :D
I am, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)