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# Ohthankfuck.
*wipes brow*

I'm going to get remeasured soon. That'll be fun. another long line of shops going 'oh, we don't stock your size because nobody is your size.'

WELL I AM.

My mate's got it even worse- she's a 28G.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# so come on then
or are we going to have to play numberwang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I have no idea at the moment
I don't care, they're just glands, and I'm obscenely open about all this sort of stuff. At last measurement I was 32/34 F but I've changed shape so now I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
(Dooley, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I still don't get it
NO DON'T EXPLAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# You Changed Shape?
Are you a Transformer or a Wendigo or perhaps a Vampyre?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# No, I just don't seem to have quite left puberty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# "You are Now Entering Puberty...
Population 1. And Nobody Understands you.. Or cares that Your Leaving.. Please get Hair and start Having mucky thoughts"
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)
# *sigh*
I am getting very hormonal. Past few months I've just bneen *stomps about cries gets horny falls asleep stomps about cries...*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# IT'S A SCAM
'they' told me my size didn't exist either.
then i put on a bit of weight an' got remeasured. and became magically 'normal'.
they lie to make you go to rigby and peller, i swear it
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Bravissimo are good
I found a couple of bras in Triumph a while back that were my size too, but they don't feel right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# then you may be doomed to rigby and peller handmade jobs
friend of mine has to do it. costs a bomb, but she's scared they'll end up round her knees otherwise.
fortunately, no such problem here - little miss completely average and happy with it, purely on a financial level.
triumph aren't made well, that's why
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)
# I know, they're shit.
Although I've thickened a little around the midsection since I was last measured so hopefully that will help. Having said that I'm spilling over my cups so I'm praying I haven't gone up to a G.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# worked for me - scrawny teenager, started eating, got slightly bigger then, ta-dah, bras fit.
bigger ribcage usualy equals easier bra hunting missions. even if you have gone up a cup.
it'll be fine!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Apparently according to my fiance I've skinnied down around my waist but my ribs are bigger
So that should be good.

Heh, at first we thought I was pregnant. Which reminds me, I must do the second test today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# ooh..don't envy you
one blue line, one blue line, one blue line
you'll tell us if it's two, right?!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# course I will!
I doubt I am, but I'm just checking as last time I was pregnant I bled through so periods mean NOTHING to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# i have a friend who had that
she thought her chrones disease whatsit was playing up, 'can't be up the duff, have my period', then she got told she was preggers
may have been her only chance, so she had him. he's only just left the ugly phase of newbie babies...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# It's always the way
Plus I'm really fertile so I always have some tests at home just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# ooh, i got checked for that once
they were busy poking around through my bellybutton for endemetriosis, then decided "whilst we're here..." like you do.
fertile, apparently. not sure how they tell by just looking, though.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
I have no idea either.

Are you sure you weren't sexually assaulted? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# well, i wasn't impressed with the first consultant
who tried to shove his whole hand in
even the nurse freaked
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Consultants shouldn't be allowed to practice medicine
It's a well known fact. bless them, that's why they revert to Mr and Mrs and Ms and whatever from Dr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Eek
And I thought 34E was tough enough to find bras for.
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# do you have her number?
and is she free on friday evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I do, yes. (sorry, fucking autocomplete)
And no, she's very much in love with The Most Violent and Arsy Man On The Planet. He's a dear but he will fucking kill anyone who uts a foot wrong in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# crikey
he needs to chill out in that case.

suggest he goes and has his prostate checked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# That's always fun!
I go a couple of times a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# He's always been the same, bless him
It's quite fun when you're his mate because you get to watch people pick on him because he's quite short and see them get eviscerated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)