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# but will smith's mother isn't the fresh queen.
and will is a bastard so there's no king.
and will lives in uncle phils house in bel-air and he's the fresh prince.
but his mom lives in philidaphia.
what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# I agree
At the beginning of EVERY SNGLE EPISODE he clearly states,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

...and yet by the end of the song, we are none the wiser. I demand answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I demand
a rebate of my license fee
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
#
Dear Mr Smith,

We at b3ta are a tad confused as to the following items:

1. you claim to be the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, yet no mention of a Fresh King or Fresh Queen;
2. you clearly state in the opening credits “let me tell you the story of how I became the Prince of Bel-Air”, but never do;
3. are there Fresh Princes of other cities/suburbs of the United States?

Lots of love


(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# *signs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# ^^this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)