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[challenge entry] Burger King

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(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# that reminds me
anyone see dogs bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# hmm
not me
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# ;)
got your mail thanks and replied.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# ah k
i just replied aswell. isn't email wonderful :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha!
though, they do have better chips [i think]. and there burgers taste SLIGHTLY less like crocodile shite.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# BK is real food
its cooked, usually warm/hot and has some flavour/texture.

mac d's on the other hand is tepid slop, i rather like the bigmac sauce tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# indeed.
burger king burgers have some merit, but mcdonalds can fuck off. however carls jr. in california is officially the bestest fast food anywhere ever.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Shit food
At the end of the day its still crap that they serve, Just better crap than mcd's
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i'm not
really disagreeing with that, but if i had to eat one of the two it would be bk. carls jr. is the bollocks though. hopefully not literally.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)
# FACT fans:
in a usda study 78.6% of ground beef contains microbes spread primarily through 'fecal material'
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)
# No shit?
Oh, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)