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# poop
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:49, archived)
# this public service announcment was sponsored by Pete's "sting yer ring" taco shop
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# gross.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# Shirley you mean
GROSS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# hay look.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# gross
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# the blue jell-o is good.
the green is the best.
and the orange is the worst.
orange is gross.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
# ORANGE IS THE BEST FLAVOUR, YOU SICK FREAK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:13, archived)
# lee merriwether?...
...the man deserves green jello!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T HELP A BROTHER OUT LIKE THIS. DO I GOTTA CHOKE A BITCH?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:55, archived)
# I said "DO I HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?" really loudly when some kids where around me.
and it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:57, archived)
# it was your stable of young helpers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:58, archived)
# i actually found out later that i did in fact not have to choke a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:59, archived)
# you just needed a hot dicking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:00, archived)
# I learned that one the hard way.
REMEMBER CHILDREN:

You never actually have to, in the literal sense at least, choke a bitch. Unless that's what she's into and has specifically asked you to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)
# and never with cheesewire
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:05, archived)
# What happens between two consenting adults in the privacy of their own home is none of my business.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:15, archived)
# as for children...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:18, archived)
# CHILDREN CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:30, archived)
# What's the safe word in that situation?
I guess it would have to be some kind of gesture, like going cross eyed and turning blue.

This is why I only date cutters.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:06, archived)
# SAFETY IS THE ONLY SAFE WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:10, archived)
# I sent you my stuff
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:02, archived)
# Thanks. Now I can only blame myself if shit doesn't get done.
I'm a bit of a stresshead like that, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:11, archived)
# It's cool
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:14, archived)
# cuz...
...you had a big chalupa up your ass? (poop post)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:55, archived)