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# Why would I love it?
Is there, for instance, cake?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# of course! And all manner of other things
Chocolates, turkey, ham, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, christmas pudding with flaming brandy, anal rape, pigs in blankets, carrots, brussel sprouts, bing crosby, fairy lights, presents, sandwiches, crisps, smaoked salmon, hardcore dry fisting, mince pies, brandy butter, wine, beers, sherry, love and hugs, jollity and a fire.
Huzzay!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# That all sounds great, especially the anal rape and the hugs.
But do you only have great things once a year, at this prescribed time?

Also, if for some reason such as poverty, gastric ulcers, a desire for quiet contemplation, or excessive dry fisting the week before, you don't feel like having a big celebration on the 25th, do you force yourself to have one anyway in the name of tradition?
Parsnips are my favourite ashally
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)