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# you need a net and a sack don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:06, archived)
# beat up van
80s mustache, sturdy shovel...
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:09, archived)
# a heavily stained Columbo style rain coat
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:14, archived)
# hmm
i see you are experienced
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)
# I was taking a piss in a public lav once

the old guy next to me, wearing a similar style coat, started jacking off and making weird snuffly noises
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Haha
I've heard about people doing that that on the trains as well...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)
# My Ex got covered in Nut butter at a bus stop once..
By some old perv!

I was gutted as she hadnt even let me do that to her at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# selfish bitch...is that why you dumped her?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# that's the last time I take a piss
next to George Michaels!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)